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♪ The Batmobile lost a wheel! ♪
♪ The Joker got away! HEY! ♪
Three new episodes and now a special. Oh, it’s Christmas!
if youre not part of the supernatural fandom you might want to reevaluate your life choices
Is this… is this supernatural harlem shake?
That’s Osric in the bodybag, if you were wondering.
and it was hIS DAY OFF BUT HE WANTED TO BE IN IT SO HE DROVE LIKE AN HOUR ON HIS FUCKING DAY OFF TO BE IN A BODY BAG ON THE GROUND I LOVE HIM
” JAWN JAWN COME HERE JAWN AND DANCE WITH ME JAWN ”
come on fandom keep it together for just one more month…
if you’re looking for me i’m on the floor dying from laugher
Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake it all the time
Work, work, work, senora, work your body line
Work, work, work, senora, work it all the time
Every year in June, a brave group of daredevils in the city of Alesund, Norway stack up hundreds of wood pallets to a height of over 130 feet, which they then light on fire in celebration of Midsummer and John the Baptist’s birthday.
Norway: where they build monuments and burn them because metal.
only in my homeland.
I thought it was going to be some inspirational art installation about teamwork and stuff BUT THEN IT WAS A PILLAR OF FIRE AND IT JUST GOT EPIC
THE BEACONS ARE LIT
THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
Now all of China knows you’re here.
She’s one of us.
You know what really grinds my gears? Makeup. And boys. I’m cute as fuck! Like a fluffy freaking penguin!
Tell me that’s not as cute as fuck!
I’d venture so far as to even say I’m pretty. I have dark eyelashes, rosy cheeks, and naturally deep pink/red lips. I don’t require mascara, rouge, or lipstick. And I’m born with Jared Padalecki’s long hair, where all I have to do is run my hands over it, and voila! It’s gorgeous!
But nobody notices me. Why???? BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY ASSUME I’M WEARING MAKEUP! Let me explain: Guys like girls who wear makeup. And there are plenty of ladies out there who look ravishing with makeup on (far more ravishing than I).
But as soon as the makeup comes off, ugh! She’s hideous!!!!
So boys look at me and assume: “Oh if she’s only kinda pretty with her makeup on, she must be a real dog without it!” WELL, NEWSFLASH ASSHOLES! THIS *IS* ME WITHOUT MAKEUP! What you see is what you get! I don’t lie to you by slathering myself in products!
THIS is the face you’d go to bed with every night!
Do you realize how damaging it is to one’s psyche and self-esteem when you think you’re not good enough? When you think you’re not beautiful enough?
When in actuality, you’re probably the prettiest one there BUT NO ONE FUCKING NOTICES?! I’m like a pine tree, stuck in a lot filled with a bunch of plastic Christmas trees. Sure I don’t have fancy lights, sure I don’t play Christmas carols, but guess what? I’M A REAL FUCKING PINE TREE! Just imagine how fucking gorgeous I’d be if I actually bothered to put on all the decorations!
Your testicles would EXPLODE from my radiant beauty!
EXPLODE, DAMN YOU!