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Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

I had this weird dream that Mads Mikkelsen was staying over at our house

and we had fixed up a guest room for him, and he’s like, “Nah, I’ll just sleep on the floor.” And we’re all like, “Oh-kay~… Whatevs.”

And it only got awkward when, in the morning, I got up to go to the kitchen, and there he was asleep on the living room floor in his underwear.

And I’m like, “SIR. SIR. I’M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PUT ON YOUR PANTS.” MY PARENTS ARE JUST IN THE NEXT ROOM AND THIS IS ABOUT TO GET OUT OF HAND CUZ I DON’T KNOW IF I’LL BE ABLE TO CONTROL MYSELF

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